Quote of the Day (2012-06-14)

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,

I sleep all night and I work all day.



CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,

He sleeps all night and he works all day.



I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,

I go to the lava-try.

On Wednesdays I go shoppin'

And have buttered scones for tea.



Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,

He goes to the lava-try.

On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'

And has buttered scones for tea.



CHORUS



I cut down trees, I skip and jump,

I like to press wild flowers.

I put on women's clothing,

And hang around in bars.



Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,

He likes to press wild flowers.

He puts on women's clothing

And hangs around.... In bars???????



CHORUS



I chop down trees, I wear high heels,

Suspendies and a bra.

I wish I'd been a girlie

Just like my dear papa.



Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels

Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????

(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a *girlie*? Oh, My!

And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!



CHORUS



All: He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)

Source: Monty Python's Flying Circus